What is the definition of Mortgage Interest Rates Today?

Alright, let's crack this joke: "Mortgage interest rates today?" Well, picture this: A character who's so worried about saving every penny they can't even afford to pay their monthly mortgage interest rates today. "Oh no, my house is literally paying me rent with my credit card balance!"

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Now, here's a darker take: "Mortgage interest rates today?" Imagine a world where people can't afford even to breathe, let alone dream of owning a home because mortgage rates are so high, they'd make you consider renting out your cat for a month. "I guess we'll just have to start a mortgage saving club, or worse, a mortgage panic group!"